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We, the PULF people, who believe in Peace and Freedom, Love and Friendship and Human rights, have decided to set you
FREE!

CO - FIGHTERS WANTED!

NEVER MORE you'll have to....

  • read another chain mail.

  • forward another chain mail to anybody.

  • apologize to your friends, that you sent them that stupid thing (They've got the same stupid thing from six other "mail-slaves" already.)

  • be ashamed of yourself for sending the same stupid thing to five people you don't even know. (Some of them would think you ought to be ashamed!)

  • be afraid to loose your love, your health or your life just because you didn't put everything aside to send that thrash message out again within an hour.

  • be disappointed when luck and love don't appear, although you did all what that imbecile message told you.

If you are one of those, who never read a chain mail, you are welcome to visit our collection at The Chain Mail Page where you can find samples of them.

For the rest of you:

AN ANTI-CHAIN LETTER
Submitted by Melissa M Woehr

****THIS LETTER HAS BEEN POSITIVELY CHARGED WITH GOOD LUCK****

I don't know one superstitious person who likes chain letters!!! Do you??? Well, then you'll like what this one is about! This isn't my idea, but I think there should be more of them circulating! So here it goes!........

THE DEAL IS: THIS LETTER GIVES YOU THE POWER TO NEVER HAVE TO SEND ANOTHER CHAIN LETTER EVER AGAIN. YOU SEND THIS TO 10 PEOPLE WITHIN 7 DAYS OF THE TIME THAT YOU READ IT, AND FROM THAT POINT ON YOU CAN IGNORE, OR READ AND DELETE, ANY CHAIN LETTER SENT TO YOU. THE BEST PART OF THIS DEAL IS, YOU WILL STILL GET ALL OF THE LUCK, LOVE, OR GOOD SEX GUARANTEED TO YOU BY ANY CHAIN LETTER YOU READ! EVENTUALLY THIS WILL STOP THE CIRCULATION OF ALL CHAIN LETTERS. SO, IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU SEND THIS OUT ON TIME!!! AND THE CATCH IS, THAT IF YOU END UP NOT SENDING THIS ON TIME, OR NEVER SENDING IT AT ALL, YOU WILL GET ALL OF THE BAD LUCK, NONE OF THE LOVE, AND NONE OF THE GOOD SEX FROM ANY CHAIN LETTER YOU GET. THIS IS FOR ALL OF THE SUPERSTITIOUS PEOPLE THAT HATE CHAIN LETTERS, AND ALL OF THE EVIL PEOPLE THAT WRITE THEM. GOOD LUCK, LOVE AND SEX TO ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!

 

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If you don't want the "chains", this is what you can do with them:

When you find a letter in your mailbox from an address you don't know, and the subject line says it's forwarded, you can most often delete it without even opening the message.

If you want to read it first, you can always delete it immediately afterwards. Don't care about the enticements or the threats that might be part of the content. It's all rubbish! People live and die, some get ill and some recover, some have luck and love, and others don't, but it has nothing to do with E-mail!

OK! some chain letters can be nice to read, but you still don't need to forward them. If you want to share the content of the letter with a FRIEND or two, feel free to do so, if you know it is all right. But you don't have to send the lines about good or bad luck, the request for forwarding the message or the lot of addresses that often make the first part of a "chain". Just delete those lines or copy "the good part" to a new message.

Never send chain mail to people you don't know!

Please believe me, you don't have to deal with chain mail at all! Even if YOU think it's a good idea to forward it, try to imagine for a moment how the receiver would feel, when he or she gets it!

But there is chain mail to help sick and dying children!

Usually these Chain Letters say that for every address you send the mail to, a foundation will get a couple of cent for research about cancer or some other disease. If you really want to do something to help, there are better ways, and much faster. Open your piggy bank and send a few dollar, pound, mark, franc or whatever to an organization you trust! Maybe you can do more than so, but don't vast your time to litter Internet with chain mail.

 

If you want to fight stupidity back....

If you still want to read this kind of stupid stuff, you can go to my collection on

The Chain Mail Page

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